The Cigar
Zino Platinum Scepter Grandmaster 5.5 x 50
Davidoff Group. Dominican Republic and Peru Filler. Connecticut Binder, Ecuadorian Connecticut Shade Wrapper. Rich, creamy, buttery. MSRP $15
The Liquor
Koloa Kaua’l Dark Hawaiian Rum
80 Proof. Vanilla with an espresso finish. MSRP $22
The More
CLM Giveaway
The CLM Giveaway sponsored by Drunk Chicken Cigars.
Banter
Dumb ass phrases and words that make you laugh.
Bra’s half off. Flying buttress. Djibouti (country in east Africa). I put a new wire shelf up in the pantry and my wife says ‘Nice Rack’.
Talking Chinese birth years. Darrell said to his friend “Aren’t you year of the rooster’. He says, ‘I prefer cock’. Then he looks at the sky knowing he can’t get those words back.
Darrell says he now understands ‘slides’. He has them for gym showers. Now he wears them all the time. He understands why kids wear them. Since they don’t go anywhere or do anything. They are the sweatpants of footwear. Or as Jake from Adventure Time says: “ my give up on life pants”.
Cassie Question:
Iff you haven’t been wearing your glasses and you’re trying to remember something is your memory blurry? Darrell said to Cassie, I have a feeling all your memories are blurry. I didn’t need glasses until I was 37 and my memories are blurry.
